Poem: Pirate Plank

I’ll walk off the plank, drawing a blank. I scream for help, all I see is kelp. No, no, no, in I go. Splash! Crash! Where should I go? I don’t know. So I follow the rainbow. It turns to night, I am filled with fright. I see land, that is covered in sand.   […]

Ode to Pizza

I search the grocery store in haste. My goal is a cheesy, crunchy taste.  I find it deep I aisle nine, for just a dollar thirty nine.  A box of pizza made of cheese.  My appetite is a crunchy disease.  My friends and family tell me I am eating fat.  But they don’t know how […]